I don’t understand why when we destroy something created by man we call it vandalism, but when we destroy something created by nature we call it progress. Ed Begley (via uglygreek) 13,618 notes


I want this on a tshirt

God I would bought 10 of it



in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this

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One day this guy asked a beautiful woman out on a coffee date. She said yes. He bought her coffee, put sugar in it, handed the coffee to her, and added, ‘to make sure it’s as sweet as you are.’ She then replied, ‘I like it black, bold, and bitter. Just like I am.’ He never saw her again.

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What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle age. Sylvia Plath (via bermira) 50,436 notes


sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb 

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