put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
One day this guy asked a beautiful woman out on a coffee date. She said yes. He bought her coffee, put sugar in it, handed the coffee to her, and added, ‘to make sure it’s as sweet as you are.’ She then replied, ‘I like it black, bold, and bitter. Just like I am.’ He never saw her again.
sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb